I'm not even sure what I'm doing.

Hercules Burn Martini

superjewess:

[john watson voice] Sherlock Holmes? What an asshole- [trips] [hundreds of photos of Sherlock Holmes spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole he- he’s such an idiot I- [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just fuck [thousands of pictures of Sherlock Holmes scatter across the floor] shit, fuck im holding them for a friend just, just listen!

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

fullmetal-emblem:

friendly reminder that Mistake on the Part of Nature by idiopathicsmile is one of the best Captain America 2 fanfics on the planet

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1488142

Anonymous: The winter soldier, emo style

maria-tries:

who the hell is bucky

my name’s winter soldier dark’ness raven way

buckysbadonkadonk:

the winter soldier’s guide to seduction:
1. find your target
2. play hard to get
3. catch his weapon of choice sexily
4. attack him and his friends
5. try to stab him
6. try to stop him from saving the world
7. shoot him three times
8. punch him in the face repeatedly
9. rescue him from drowning
congratulations, your man will now search the world for you

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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