I'm not even sure what I'm doing.

Hercules Burn Martini

precumming:

every show should just be on Netflix im sick of this

russiangovernment:

foxxycleopatra:

dinahjanes:

FIFTH HARMONY JUST MADE HISTORY

FIFTH HARMONY ARE THE FIRST GIRL GROUP SINCE 2008 TO WIN A VMA

how exactly does that make history, that just makes them the first girl group since 2008 to win a vma

2014 is literally making history. this is the first year to ever be 2014. its probably the only year that will ever be 2014. this is one for the history books.

kaz-miller:

"girl-crush"

"man-crush"

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heyfunniest:

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

i hate you for this

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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